Top # 10+ Funny Fathers Day Quotes

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Father is the man who can be anything for his children. He is our first hero, our first friend, a care taker, philosopher, guide, tutor and the list goes on. He doesn't express his love like mother's do but he cares and loves his children as much as a mother. He is the pillar of the family. This day is to rejoice and make him feel loved. This is the day to celebrate fatherhood. A man becomes rich when his kids run into his arms when his hands are empty. The most precious gift is his children's happiness. Make your father feel special through these quotes.

Top 10+ Funny Fathers Day Quotes

Funny Fathers Day Quotes
Funny Fathers Day Quotes

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!!

"When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'" — Jerry Lewis

“Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home.” --Bill Cosby, comedian

"Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch."

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."

“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” Red Buttons, actor/comedian

“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” --Jim Gaffigan, comedian

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major.

"My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."

“My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.” Bob Monkhouse, actor/comedian

My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

"Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up."

“I'm so ugly, my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.” Rodney Dangerfield, comedian.

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Top # 5 Christian Fathers Day Poems

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Top # 5 Christian Fathers Day Poems

Christian Fathers Day Poems
Christian Fathers Day Poems


The lord is our father. No one is considered an orphan in the world, every person has the love, care and blessings of the lord, whom me describe as "FATHER". It is our father JESUS. He takes care, guide us and show us the right path to reach our destination which is to reach him. Believe in him. Kneel down before the god and he will stand up to you, and when stands up for you, no one can stand against you. Let JESUS be the pillar of your life. We call him father as he is that light we see at the end of a long tunnel. He is our guide. He will never fail his devotees. His eternal covenant, he will never break. His word shall never pass away. He is the HEAVENLY FATHER.


On this FATHER'S DAY, spare time to pray the lord. Prayer in many ways, is the supreme expression of one's faith in god. Here are some of the poems to greet one's father him spiritually.


The essence of the FATHER'S role
Is to mirror God's own heart
And to value instruction in God's ways
With the grace that God imparts


Every father needs God's wisdom
To carry out his role
As the tower of strength and support,
For each fragile heart he holds


And there's no greater reward in life
For a father to take his place
And uphold the values of the Lord
With integrity and grace.

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Fathers are wonderful people,
Too little understood,
We do not sing their praises
As often as we should.

A father struggles every day
To live up to his image
As protector and provider
The hero of the scrimmage.

Perhaps that is the reason
We sometimes get the notion
That fathers are not subject
To the thing we call emotion.

If you look inside a father's heart,
Where no one else can see,
You'll find he's sentimental
And soft as he can be.

Fathers are just wonderful
In a million different ways,
They merit loving compliments
And accolades of praise.

The only reason Dad aspires
To fortune and success
Is to make his family proud of him
And bring them happiness.

Just like our heavenly Father,
He's a guardian and a guide,
The person we can count on
To always take our side.

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Be kind to thy father, 
for when thou were young, 
Who loved thee so fondly as he? 
He caught the first accents that
fell from thy tongue, 
And joined in thy innocent glee.

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There in every memory
See his love and care
Strength and hands to count on
Freely he does share
Provider, toil so faithfully
To make our dreams come true
Give strong and tender discipline
Though it is hard to do
A Father is God's chosen one
To lead the family
And point it to His will for life
Of love and harmony... 

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My father is a Christian;
He leads our household well;
With instruction from the Bible,
Right behavior he'll compel.

Yet he steers us with compassion;
His gentle love is true;
He conforms to our Lord Jesus,
So we know just what to do.
He teaches us with purpose,
Guides us in all Godly ways,
So we will take the right path,
And serve our Lord with praise.

I'm glad you're a Christian, Dad;
You help me see things clearly.
I'll always look up to you,
And love you very dearly.

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Top # 5 Funny Happy Fathers Day Poems

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Top # 5 Funny Happy Fathers Day Poems

Funny Happy Fathers Day Poems
Funny Happy Fathers Day Poems
A father can play like a kid, advice like a friend and protect like a body guard. As people say that any man can be a father but it takes someone special to be a dad. His life changes when he has a child, that is the time his family is completed. He gets his own family when he attains fatherhood. He becomes more careful about what he does, every step he takes he thinks about his children and family and their happiness becomes a priority. His happiness lies in seeing his children grow day by day. He smiles when he looks at his children. He is like a mirror, when his children gets hurt, he get hurt too and when they are happy, he finds his happiness in them. He sacrifices his desires to make his children feel contented.


Here are some beautiful poems to make your dad rejoice. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!



Father's day come and they go that's a reality
Plenty of yours have come and gone some a specialty
I wish for you my darling dad that every one be a winner
So just to make this one special I am taking you out to dinner

Do not panic, do not fret, you can leave your wallet at home
I said this one was special so I am bearing the cost alone
I will pick you up we will have a blast just you wait and see
I have not bothered with reservations as you don't need them at KFC.

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My dirty little hand print
I've left on every wall
And on the drawers and table tops
I've really marked them all.
But here is one that won't rub off,
I'm giving it to you...
Do you know why??
Well, I'm so thankful
to have a father like you.

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When you took me fishing dad
It was quite great.
We got the worms and extra bait,
But for the life of me,
I couldn't figure out,
How we'd catch fried fish on a plate?

You showed me how to bait the hook,
You showed me how to cast my line.
We put our bells on for alert.
All that was pretty cool and fine.

We sat there in the morning mist,
We later ate our sandwiches.
We watched the speed boats and sea gulls fly.
We watched the sun set in the sky.

But I didn't want to interfere,
I didn't want to ask,
When would the fried fish come up?
Oh Well,
Maybe with the next cast.

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They say if you’re a father
You’ve got eyes behind your head,
And lots of fine-tuned radar
When your kids are off to bed.
They say when you’re a father
That your arms are wide for hugging,
And also wide enough to stop
Your children from wild slugging.
They say when you’re a father
That your kids think you’re not “fair.”
But when they are in trouble,
Well, they know you’ll soon be there.
They say when you’re a father
You must mix your work with play.
And when your kids grow older,
They’ll say,
“Happy Father’s Day.”

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Pull up your pants.
Comb your hair.
Brush your teeth.
Don't you stare..
Mind your manners.
Do your homework.
Don't stay up too long.
Take out the trash.
Rake the leaves.
Cut the grass.
Don't play too rough.
Being a dad sure is tough.

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Happy Father’s Day.
You’re the tops.
Your list of good traits
Never stops.
You’re smart.
You’re strong.
You’re always there
To fix a bike
Or change a spare.
You’re good for laughs
And grins and yucks
(and could I please
have twenty bucks?)

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